More C/L funnage

So a doosh posted this:

***YEAH! that M.E.V. guy is a real shithead!***
Spend a lot o’ time replying to people about their ADS? I’ll bet you do.
Why don’t you get your lazy white ass outta da house & get a job!

or … go trim that scruffy beard you nasty looking hillbilly …
yous aint but doin no good and peoples gots a right to post wat theiy want!

You just mad caz you aint got nothin worth a shit ta sell yourself – right?
So you dumps on others because you jelous.

you aint got nothin – no money, no job, no girlfriend/boyfriend and no body wants ta put up with you shit anymore –

why dont ya jut die off like all white peoples? you already TOO OLD!

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And this:

EVERBODY GIVE M.E.V. ATTENTION – HE NEEDS IT BAD

THIS M.E.V. HILLBILLY IS A FUCK FACED ASS !!!

Spend a lot o’ time replying to people about their ADS? I’ll bet you do.
Why don’t you get your lazy white ass outta da house & get a job!

or … go trim that scruffy beard you nasty looking hillbilly …
yous aint but doin no good and peoples gots a right to post wat theiy want!

You just mad caz you aint got nothin worth a shit ta sell yourself – right?
So you dumps on others because you jelous.

you aint got nothin – no money, no job, no girlfriend/boyfriend and no body wants ta put up with you shit anymore –

why dont ya jut die off like all white peoples? you already TOO OLD!

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KLH 5″ desk speaker

KLH 5 ” desk speaker = $10
(No, I do not have a pair – just one)

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I answered:
It’s obvious you don’t have a pair.

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JACKSON DK 6-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR w/ FLOYD ROSE bridge. $199

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Me:

Maybe you could burn it – obviously not on stage – but back in the alley behind where you stole it?

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THANK YOU M.E.V. I’M INSPIRED TO SELL MORE!
EACH TIME I SEE A REPLY FROM YOU I AUTOMATICALLY REPOST MY FINE PRODUCTS
AND I’M ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO DO THE SAME BECAUSE ALL OF THE ADS ON CL
ARE FOR MONEY. SOMETHING YOU DON’T GET THE CONCEPT OF.

ALL ADS ON CL ARE FOR MAKING MONEY. WHETHER IT’S TRADING, SELLING, OR LOOKING FOR BAND MEMBERS, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BUCK. SO, WHY YOU GRIPE LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL IS BEYOND ME.
… BUT DO KEEP IT UP … I MOST ENJOY DELETING YOUR ASS BEFORE I EVEN READ REPLIES FROM YOU …
– AS I’M SURE OTHERS DO – (COME-ON PEOPLE SELL, SELL, SELL, SELL!)

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So I just posted this in reponse to one of the spams:

JACKSON DK 6-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR w/ FLOYD ROSE bridge. $0

That’s right! I’m not selling this sucker-bait, or anything else, because I’m not a SPAMMER.

What I am is asking people to hit “prohibited” when they see spam.

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And this:
*** Worst PA Deal on Craigslist ***

That would be anything you buy from a SPAMMER, who’s not smart enough to post their over-priced junk in the proper community forum.

When you see spam, please hit “prohibited”.

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