Every now and then a product listing cracks me up:

Benriner Japanese Mandoline Slicer, Green
4.3 out of 5 stars    1,208 customer reviews  | 94 answered questions
Price:   $23.40 Free Shipping for Prime Members
3 blades
Adjustments may be lose and require frequent re-tightening
Older model; newer version preferred model by manufacturer
Narrow ramp; must cut veggies to use properly
Don’t use without band-aids


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