So, my C/L new ad:

Jackson Pointy-head PA band (Orland Park)

Now forming, a new band dedicated to singing songs about spam.

If you:

have a PA to sell;
have a pointy guitar to sell;
insist on spamming;
are racist;
can’t control your anger; and,
are otherwise insecure,

hit me back, so I can laugh more at you.

Possible names: As the Jz Rains, Trailerpark Dooshes, A Band of Soloists, The Tuff Gurrls

Also, (for real,) interested in an originals recording and jam situation.
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I mix with olive juice.

When I croak, it will all be yers …

My kid was cleaning out the garage today and wanted to discard the multitude of microphone, outboard and other music-equipment boxes.

I told him they increase the value of the actual gear and we also talked about what a PITA it would be to use those boxes to pack for a move. I just couldn’t mention their value in increasing his inheritance … Twisted Evil

CraigsList fun?

*** ATTENTION to the M.E.V. writer ( I KNOW HIM ) want his address? **

I know the guy you’re talking about. He lives down the road from me. If you like I can give you his address – but it’ll cost ya.
contact me and we will negotiate – (Let’s make a deal )
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*** M.E.V. is a PUSSY! HE LOVES ATTENTION and think people actually RE

Hey people this ‘M.E.V.’ guy that triew to get in your grill bout sellin stuff is a LOSER! He’s still pissed because he voted for Ms Clinton and she lost! SO – this asshole who doesn’t buy a dam thing or get together with anybody from CL Musicians section just sits there all day playin with himself in his mommy’s basement and after 2 or 3 hours of porn HE TAKES A BREAK and – goes thru CL to see who he can try and bother.

What a LOSER!! GET A FUCKIN LIFE YOU USELESS HONKY! TAKE A BATH … GO MOW YOUR MOMMA’S LAWN! WORK!!!!! GET A JOB GET OUTTA YOU MOMMAS HOUSE! and … DONT BREED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Yeti

A Woolly Mammoth clone called The Yeti. Cool green color, and excellent over-da-top distortogrunge, prob’ly will stay on my bedio bass noise board, but I really like it – lotsa bass.

4/5 olives

More C/L funnage

So a doosh posted this:

***YEAH! that M.E.V. guy is a real shithead!***
Spend a lot o’ time replying to people about their ADS? I’ll bet you do.
Why don’t you get your lazy white ass outta da house & get a job!

or … go trim that scruffy beard you nasty looking hillbilly …
yous aint but doin no good and peoples gots a right to post wat theiy want!

You just mad caz you aint got nothin worth a shit ta sell yourself – right?
So you dumps on others because you jelous.

you aint got nothin – no money, no job, no girlfriend/boyfriend and no body wants ta put up with you shit anymore –

why dont ya jut die off like all white peoples? you already TOO OLD!

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And this:

EVERBODY GIVE M.E.V. ATTENTION – HE NEEDS IT BAD

THIS M.E.V. HILLBILLY IS A FUCK FACED ASS !!!

Spend a lot o’ time replying to people about their ADS? I’ll bet you do.
Why don’t you get your lazy white ass outta da house & get a job!

or … go trim that scruffy beard you nasty looking hillbilly …
yous aint but doin no good and peoples gots a right to post wat theiy want!

You just mad caz you aint got nothin worth a shit ta sell yourself – right?
So you dumps on others because you jelous.

you aint got nothin – no money, no job, no girlfriend/boyfriend and no body wants ta put up with you shit anymore –

why dont ya jut die off like all white peoples? you already TOO OLD!

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KLH 5″ desk speaker

KLH 5 ” desk speaker = $10
(No, I do not have a pair – just one)

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I answered:
It’s obvious you don’t have a pair.

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JACKSON DK 6-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR w/ FLOYD ROSE bridge. $199

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Me:

Maybe you could burn it – obviously not on stage – but back in the alley behind where you stole it?

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THANK YOU M.E.V. I’M INSPIRED TO SELL MORE!
EACH TIME I SEE A REPLY FROM YOU I AUTOMATICALLY REPOST MY FINE PRODUCTS
AND I’M ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO DO THE SAME BECAUSE ALL OF THE ADS ON CL
ARE FOR MONEY. SOMETHING YOU DON’T GET THE CONCEPT OF.

ALL ADS ON CL ARE FOR MAKING MONEY. WHETHER IT’S TRADING, SELLING, OR LOOKING FOR BAND MEMBERS, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BUCK. SO, WHY YOU GRIPE LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL IS BEYOND ME.
… BUT DO KEEP IT UP … I MOST ENJOY DELETING YOUR ASS BEFORE I EVEN READ REPLIES FROM YOU …
– AS I’M SURE OTHERS DO – (COME-ON PEOPLE SELL, SELL, SELL, SELL!)

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So I just posted this in reponse to one of the spams:

JACKSON DK 6-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR w/ FLOYD ROSE bridge. $0

That’s right! I’m not selling this sucker-bait, or anything else, because I’m not a SPAMMER.

What I am is asking people to hit “prohibited” when they see spam.

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And this:
*** Worst PA Deal on Craigslist ***

That would be anything you buy from a SPAMMER, who’s not smart enough to post their over-priced junk in the proper community forum.

When you see spam, please hit “prohibited”.

Music format chart

from here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/charts-to-help-put-the-world-in-perspective?utm_term=.rvgVXog1De&sub=0_965545#.wnmV5JolOn

A conversation re my C/L trolling

Smoothest Bassist 10:12 AM (2 hours ago)
SPAMMER!!

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Me:
to Smoothest
Yes, you are. And if you posted all of that other filthy crap (my apologies if you didn’t), PLEASE seek professional mental health assistance.
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Smoothest Bassist
11:20 AM (1 hour ago)

Nah dude, wasn’t me, just figured I would point out that your post wasn’t contributing anything more than those other ones were
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Actually, I have had numerous over-the-top threats, curse-outs and other wackiness in email responses. I don’t know if you saw the outrageous posts earlier this and last week, but there’s one clown that’s melting down. I confess, I take some amusement from that. But more importantly, IMO, is that C/L somewhat acknowledged the issue, if the “3 post limit” post is to be believed.

Mainly, I am annoyed with seeing the same PA and guitar sellers posting everyday, weeks and months on end. As well, the loser metal band, who literally physically threatened me re their band-page link. I am not in this forum to buy or listen to their crap – I’m trying to find musical partners; I buy in the merchandise forums, and have no interest in lame Midwest metal.

Let me note, I have been thanked by 3 or 4 posters who did not realize it was the wrong forum; or so they claimed, and they never returned to try and sell anything.

I’ll further note, I was physically threatened by some clown in Texas claimed to have a record label – he actually tracked me down at work, a former soldier with gun posts elsewhere.

My point, then, is that I’m not some kid trolling, I truly believe these idiots lower the value of the forum/community – whatever you call it – and I figure, along with my amusement, I give them a outlet for their [sometimes threatening violence] frustrations.

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