Vlayman: “SHAP-SHAF”

SHAP-SHAF
c. ’17 Vlayman

The devil speaks so sweet
He’ll have you today
He knows how to take you completely-54
The devil knows just what to say

Saints have a past
But sinners have a future

Your demon thinks you are sweet
He’s gonna bring be you on home
Your demon drinks and can’t be defeated
He’ll never leave you alone

My ghost haunts me real sweet
I know she wants to be you
My ghost just can’t compete
No matter what she do

Drums: Nettage
Bass: HnrB2_MXR0ct_EBC3x_AmpegBA18-SM7b-Brick-160
Gtrs:REvelationRJT60_BlkStrDistor_DynFltrFT2_TrexVerb-RickyM8E-Soundstar-Brick-160Xt
Vox: EV664-Summit-RNLA
Keys: YamahaPSS480-RickM8E-EV644-Summit-RNLA
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My latest Bass Board

 

(Rocktron Tri-Wah not shown.) It all fits in a Samsonite briefcase.

MVX2: *Step Off*

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1. Rock Candy 03:29
2. The Good Rock 03:20
3. The Sweetest Thing w Grankspoine & Cline 03:02
4. In Mind w Grankspoine 03:30
5. The King of Nothing Town 03:39
6. The Truth of It 03:29
7. Step Off 03:37
8. Too Old 03:06
9. C-L Poseur 03:18
10. Train in the Rain 03:27

In Chi, you get in someone’s face, they tell ya to, “step off” and you’d best do it or mebbe end up lookin’ like ya fell down some stairs.

released January 14, 2017

Drums: The Vez
Gtrs, horns, keys # 4): Grankspoine
Gts r#3: Cline
All else: Vlayman

Drums recorded at Renae’s Place, mixed and masturd at Feta Central DDL
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News story that reads like a plot for a novel

She frames her husband’s ex

More C/L fun!

Orig C/L post:
Please Listen/Watch my Music/Videos and Tell me what you think? (Joshua Tree)
I have been writing and performing music for many years, I have finally stepped out of my comfort zone and have recorded some covers and at least one original song and I have put them on my YouTube channel, I would love everyone to give my videos a look or listen and comment/share/thumbs up etc.. https://youtu.be/oh32S93uPHw Thank you for watching/listening Benni Blank

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Me:
Spam-doosh.
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It:
what does that even mean?
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Me:
That you are spamming.
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It:
I was trying to get my videos seen by as many people as possible by posting in multiple craigslist cities, I don’t know another way to do it, and I am not selling anything or asking for money just asking for people to watch a music video? So I’m sorry if that is spamming, I’ve asked others and they say no. So again no need for name calling. I hope you watched my video though? What do you think?
Have a nice day and keep your eyes out for more videos.
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Me:
It’s a muso community forum, not a video forum, you are trying to “get views” and that has nothing to do with other musicians. That your friends say what you want to hear is not relevant. Getting “views” is not the purpose of what is a local muso forum, and that you are harassing musicians in multiple cities is an even bigger violation.

It is a *MUSICIAN FORUM*, not a place for you to masturbate your ego with attention-seeking conduct un-related to a musical community,.

BTW, I will NEVER participate in rewarding such terrible manners/insecurity/dooshiness. You might have made a work of genius, but you will never get an audience doing posting here, and never have approval of real musicians.

You are spamming, you are annoying, you are a doosh – grow up.

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It:
My friends do not tell me what I want to hear, you don’t know me or my friends. I know I have actual Talent and was looking for criticism not Facist Nazi Alt AssHattery. And since you do not own CL or the “community” you can Fuck the Fuck Off , it is not a forum it’s a community and I’ve seen many “”ads” on there asking for people to check out there music/video website etc. why don’t you just move on if your not interested, some people don’t have any other outlet, like you you 600lb house bound Troll, you have no Actual friends obviously because you took the time to write your novel to me, talk about a doosh! Again Have a nice day! Peace and Love
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Me:
And you bitched about “name-calling”?Grow up, momma’s boy, and realize you are deluded, offensive, immature and laughable.And no matter what you say, it’s the wrong forum and you are a spammer.
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It:

Get your shit right, never said anything about name calling? You’re an obvious waste of space because you keep responding, just go look at some more porn and get your tweezers out and the magnifying glass and keep jerking off, for your info you are talking to a Woman not that you would know what that is like, I am not Deluded pal, and I am way past mature, I may be laughable but in a good way.

And no matter what you say I am not spamming “definition of spam” Email spam, also known as unsolicited bulk email (UBE), junk mail, or unsolicited commercial email (UCE), is the practice of sending unwanted email messages, frequently with commercial content, in large quantities to an indiscriminate set of recipients.
Craigslist is not email, I am not asking for anything but a look/listen at my work, I already know it’s good, I am sharing my music with people who Want to hear/watch, that is obviously not YOU, so as I said before TUBBY go watch your Porn. And FUCK THE FUCK OFF TRoglodite. Your probably a pussy grabbing TRUMPER too.

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Me:

OK, let’s see, in your second email to me you said, ” So again no need for name calling. I hope you watched my video though? What do you think?”

After that, you said a lotta other garbage that would make your mother blush, any children who know you embarrassed, and most grown men and women laugh.

But that’s OK, to be a woman, BTW, even if you are clearly not a lady.

Now, what else? Well, wikipedia, for the first definition that appeared when I googled “spamming”, says:

“Electronic spamming is the use of electronic messaging systems to send an unsolicited message (spam), especially advertising, as well as sending messages repeatedly on the same site.”

You are advertising to get views, on many different C/L’s – you said so yourself.

Of course, you said a lot of stupid stuff but it’s OK that you write like a 14 y.o boy; sure glad I didn’t follow your link!

But I must say that it is unfortunate that you seem to think you can assuage your guilt and your resentment, and re-define your actions and perhaps make yourself feel better by melting-down, cursing, insulting and name-calling strangers on the internet.

May I suggest you up your meds?

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It:
Wow big man thinks he knows everything I assure you I am a woman and I’m telling you to go fuck your self and your mother you are a piece of internet garbage who is not happy with their own life and has to lash out at the internet probably your only connection with the outside world, so your emailing back and forth to a 14 yo boy? Why?  If you look at posting you will se my picture..look like a 14yo boy to you? Oh you didn’t look so you don’t know. Long and the short of it is, I’m a 56 year old woman who has dealt with jerks like you, I am a musician and I have been performing since I was 4 years old, I play multiple instruments and I don’t need your approval or permission to do anything. May I remind you that you loser emailed me to call me a spam doosh, so I am not guilty of anything and I have no resentment and I curse because it gets the point across, asshat. So one again Have a nice day I’m sure you need to get on the internet and monitor everyones posts.
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Me:
You are fun!

Kinda stupid, and a spamming doosh, but fun!

Are your meds kicking in, yet?

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It:
Whatever dude, get a life. you know you’re the only person who took issue with my posts so what does that say about you, your kinda  stupid, you can’t even spell Douche? And do you take meds? You keep talking about them as if they are the answer to everything, The pharmaceutical companies have you in there pocket??  Your not fun at all quite boring. And this is  where I block you and you can go back to monitoring the web. Go on you insect.
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So how was all y’alls NYE?  Grin

Vlayman w/ Silvie: “Real Men (Don’t Cry)”

Real Men (Don’t Cry
c. ’16 Vlayman

Feeling men don’t feel the things I feel
Real men don’t feel the things I feel
Feeling men don’t feel the things I feel
It ain’t real

I’m tellin’ ya the troof
I’m tellin’ my troof
I’m tellin’ ya the troof
I don’t cry

Real men don’t feel the things I feel 3
Feeling men don’t feel the things I feel
Real men don’t feel the things I feel
It ain’t real

Drums: Silvie
All else: Vlayman
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Vlayman w/ Silvie: “Picture on the Wall (Dorine Gray)”

Picture on the Wall

c. ’16 Vlayman

She looks just a little bit like you
And I swear that wasn’t intentional
You knowed I always used to be true
It’s just our love weren’t all that conventional

Spittin’ image don’t really do ‘er justice
It ain’t the footage what tells the tale
Doya amember when it were just us?
I do not know, how to explain the fail

Many mens, would say I made some kinda mistake
Lookin’ at her, they would not see anything of you
But when she smiles I always do a double-take
And I ain’t lie, again, I’m-a tellin’ my troof

CHPicture on the wall says it all
Picture on the wall It says everthing
says it all
To me

Dorine Grey sits on the walls of my memory
I see you there, you lost it all
My new baby comes, and stays, and makes a new man of me
I ain’t worried, no, about the fall

CH

So you wanna say, I’m a phony that way
It ain’t you I’m makin’ love to in the night
But it don’t pay, to do what others say
And I feel like I’m doin’ all right

CH x2

Drums: Silvie
All else: Vlayman
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