Vlayman: “Strangely Enuff”

Strangely Enuff
c.’15 Vlayman

Lieing here bleeding from my heart and soul
Doncha know
There ain’t no other way to go

I ain’t that tuff 3x
Strangely enuff

It ain’t like I planned to snivel and cry
I don’t know why
There’s gotta be sompin’ else to try

Girl you ain’t ever really hugged me and loved me
You ain’t know how
And it’s too late now

Drums: DonnS
Bass: HnrJazz-brick-dbx160xt
Gtrs: G&Lf100-ProJr-SprlxPR628-UA110(pad)_MXL860-UA710(pad)
Vox: SennMK4-ISA1-VLA2
Bongos: SprlxPR628-UA110(pad)_MXL860-UA710(pad)
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Vlayman w/ Grankspoine: “Tune You Up”

Tune Ya Up
c. ’15 Vlayman Produx_derranged by Grankspoine

Tune, tune

Yer hurtin’ my ears,
Drivin’ my fears
Drinkin’ my beers, it couldn’t be more clear
I need to

Tune you up
I need to tune you up

Yer outta key
Yer fuckin’ wit’ me
But I can see, yes, I surely can see
I need to

Tune you up
I need to tune you up

You got ter’ble pitch
You sonofabitch ss
Ya make me itch, yer gonna need stitches
I need to

Tune you up
I need to tune you up

You ain’t none too smoove
Ya got no groove
I think it would behoove ya, if I move ya
Yeah, I need to

Tune you up
I need to tune you up

Drums: netage
Bass: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx166A
Vox: Cad M9-ISA1-RNC
Gtrs,keys,horns,BV’s: Grankspoine
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Vlayman: “Cheerleaders Kickin'”

Cheerleaders Kickin’
c. ’15 Vlayman

Found my way to this party, I recall
way back in my highschool daze
It really wasn’t nothin’ at all, just a place to go when we’s wasted

Next I remember bein’ on the floor
I really don’t remember too much more

Think I thought I mighta had a girl or mebbe I was just lookin’
Tryin’ out my highschool moves, you know, tryna get sompin’ cookin’
Mebbe I went and said too much or just to some other guy’s girlfriend
I ain’t remember much of the party, but I do remember the end

Yeah I remember bein’ on the floor
I really don’t remember too much more
I got me a beat down, I know I took a lickin’
All I recall from then is some cheerleaders kickin’ me in my head

I can picture it now don’t even have to try
Lookin’ up them short skirts at them powerful thighs, oh my
And later even if the wouldn’t meet my eyes
I think mebbe one or two of ’em started to cry

But I remember bein’ on the floor
I don’t remember too much more
I got me a beat down, I know I took a lickin’
All I recall from that point on is some cheerleaders kickin’ me in my head
I got me a beat down, I know I took a lickin’
Al I recall from that point on is some cheerleaders kickin’ me in my head

Drums: DonnS
RthmGtrs: SG(DODpre)-ProJr-SprLxPR6298-UA110(pad)_MXL860-UA710(pad)-M/S
Bass: Mach1-Brick-dbx160XT
Vox: MXLv69-Eureka
LdGtr: G&Lf100-Mrshl-SprLxPR6298-UA110(pad)_MXL860-UA710(pad)
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Vlayman: “Half Time Bop”

Half Time Bop
c. ’15 Vlayman

She’s my baby, gives as good as she gots
She’s my baby, and she likes it lots
Oh, yeah
Oooh, yeah

She likes it on top 3x
When we’re doin’ the half-time
bop

She used to be yer baby, but now she sure am not
You know there ain’t mebbe, she gimme what she gots

She likes it on top 3x
When we’re doin’ the half-time
bop

This ain’t no song about football, no, ain’t about no tick-tock
She don’t wanna roll too fast now, no, nice and slow’s how we rock

Drums: DonnS
Bass: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx160XT
Vox: CADm9-Eureka
RthmGtrs: SG-ProJr-SprLxPR6298-UA110(pad_MXL860-UA710(pad)
LdGtr: G-ProJr(bigmuff)-SprLxPR6298-UA110(pad_MXL860-UA710(pad)
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Vlayman: “Mouse”

Mouse
c. ’15 Vlayman Produx

Speedy Gonzalez ain’t got nothin’ on me
He might move real fast but I always take the cheese
Take it right out of his trap, take it o home with me
I take it right out of his mouth, and it tastes  real good,  ya see

You ain’t got no cause to think I’m sickly, no, no
Not when I move my paws so quickly

Hey ya li’l Mini-Mouse, what’s that yer tryna say?
Yeah we can take it on south, groove it all night and day
We’re out here in the fields, everybody’s who’s who
Get a little sticky but I’ll try to break on through

You ain’t got no cause to think I’m sickly, no
Not when I move my paws so quickly
You ain’t got no cause to think I’m prickly, no
Not when I move my paws so swiftly

Well ya quiet little house mouse woncha let yer tail hang out?
I ain’t mean to scare ya none but I’ma tell ya what it’s all about
You get ya  some peanut butter and I’ll bring the crackers and cheese
Mebbe a little shotgun wine because ya know I only aim to please

You ain’t got no cause to think I’m prickly, no, no
Not when I move my paws so swiftly
You ain’t got no cause to think I’m sickly, no
Not when I move my paws so quickly

You ain’t got no cause to think I’m sickly, no
Not when I move my paws so quickly
You ain’t got no cause to think I’m prickly, no
Not when I move my paws so swiftly

You ain’t got no cause to think I’m prickly, no, no
Not when I move my paws so swiftly
You ain’t got no cause to think I’m sickly, no
Not when I move my paws so quickly

Drums: nettage
Basses: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx160XT
Vox: Beta58-Brick-dbx160XT
Gtrs:
LP-Mrshl-AKGd1000-ISA1(pad)_MXL860(Durham)-UA710(75%-pad
LP-Mrshl-AKGd1000-ISA1(pad)
SG-Mrshl-AKGd1000-ISA1(pad)_MXL860(Durham)-UA710(75%-pad
SG-Mrshl-AKGd1000-ISA1(pad)
SG-Mrshl-MXL860(Durham)-UA710(75%-pad

New Vlayman album: *Weary & Weird*

<— click

1. First Rodeo 03:51
2. LGBS 03:37
3. Repeating Myself (Again) 03:47
4. Weary & Weird 03:50
5. I Gave at the Office 04:37
6. Lighthouse II 03:54
7. Without You 03:38
8. The Lesson 04:06
9. Funny_Geronimo Cowboys 04:27
10. Invincible Mouth_w_PaulL 04:58

So I been writing and recording as always and I tried to put a band together in early ’15 and it wasn’t too good and then they kicked me out/I quit because, dammit, I’m writing and don’t wanna do but the odd covers and if ya check out no.’s 3, 6, 8, & 10 you could hear what mighta been – the drummer’s even on the last one, what my Ainglish friend Delso wrote the lyrics on.
Now, no. 9 is what mighta been if Sr, Cline ain’t live in Cali, but we can still make music, kinda virtual-band stylee, wif him on the guitar and writing the music and me on the rest …
Matter of fact, asides the afore-mentioned drums, I done alla this stuff, with the assistance at various times of Mr. Seagrams, Mr. Grant, Mr. Williams, Br. Bushmill and a buncha coffee but no hookers or blow.

released 05 April 2015

Vlayman: “I Gave at the Office “

I Gave at the Office
c. ’15 Vlayman Produx

CH I gave at the office
I swear I’m tellin’ the truth
It may not be the only explanation
But it’s all you can use

They caught me on the corner
I’d thought I’d left it all behind
It wasn’t like I knew there was a risk, no
That I was runnin’ outta time

I seen a shadow on the paving stones
As I crossed the alleyway
I seen that they was comin’ at me
There’s nothin more I wanna say

But yeah, I layed my money down
A hunnert dollars on the ground
And when they bent down to pick it up
Is when I f***ed ’em up

So if the police say they wanna know
If the lawyer says you gotta say
You tell ’em that you hadda lend me beer money
Not really knowin’ when you’d get paid

Drums: BL
Bass: HnrJazz-VC3Q
Vox: MXLv77-UA110-MeekC2
BV’s: Solaris-UA110-MeekC2
RthmGtrs: MIJstrat(digivrb)-ProJr-Superluxpr628-ISA1(pad)_MXLryr-UA710(pad)
LdGtr: Paul(digivrb)-ProJr-Superluxpr628-ISA1(pad)_MXLryr-UA710(pad)
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Vlayman: “Yer Good Eye”

Yer Good Eye
c. ’14 Vlayman Produx

I ain’t lookin’ for nothin’ new
about you
It’s true

And I ain’t lookin’ for you to lie
Just look at me with yer good eye

You ain’t done nothin’ so bad
It’s sad
And I’m glad

And I ain’t lookin’ for you to cry
Just look at me with yer good eye

I ain’t seen nothin’ to blame
Your pain
Drives you insane

And I ain’t lookin’ for you to sigh
Just look at me with yer good eye

You ain’t gonna get what you see
Best believe
You ain’t gettin’ me

And I ain’t lookin’ for you to cry
Just look at me with yer good eye
And I ain’t lookin’ for you to die
Just look at me with yer good eye

Drums: nettage
Bass: HnrFL-Brick-160XT
Vox: Solaris-Summit-C2
Gtrs: Tele-TT-EVn/d-Summit(pad)
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